facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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thedoctorstwin:

"feel my leg i just shaved"

thedoctorstwin:

"feel my leg i just shaved"

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romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

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vayena:

plasmalogical:

has anyone made a joke about the x-files but instead its “the x-feels”? has anyone done this before

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

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dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:



Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!
Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:

Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!

Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

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curnstain:

That is a genuine scream of fear

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authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

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